Bro Code

There are certain things that a "bro" just doesn't do.  First let me define what a bro is.  A bro is not just a good friend, a bro is much more and much less.  You don't even have to know someone to consider them a bro.  A bro is simply a fellow man that you are destined to walk this earth as a co-conspirator in life.  Therefore, the bro code applies to in any situation.  A bro never hits on another bro's girl.  A bro doesn't, under any circumstance, admit how awesome Project Runway really is.  But most importantly is the very old and very familiar "bros before hoes".  Women may say that men can't develop as deep of relationships as women can, but I say nay.  Men develop deep relationships much more easily than women.  When you walk into a bar and another bro eyeballs you the wrong way, you immediately have a relationship with that person.  You know this person intimately enough to give them a good old fashioned beat down.  So remember to always be a bro to those in need.